McDonalds are running a series of television adverts with a sort of 'poetry-of-the-people' atmosphere.
Here's a sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxLtKQZfIU
I've written my own version:
"A load of unremarkable fuckheads, gluttonous behemoths, with no ethical substance,
Were just passing by."
(Repeat until everybody stops listening)
N.B. I actually eat at McDonalds a lot.